WebWell, that afternoon the man sees the priest riding his bike. "I see they gave it back to you. I knew my idea would work!" he says. "Well, actually I went through the Ten Commandments like you said, but when I got to Thou shall not commit adultery, I remembered where I left my bike!" comments ( 0) When, Back, Religious, Morning, Priest, Walking ... WebJoke has 84.98 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: bar, church, food, life, priest. A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber …
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WebA priest and a rabbi get into a car accident at an intersection. They get out of their cars and find that neither is hurt, which is surprising because it was a horrible accident. The cars are a mangled mess. The priest says to the … WebAs an example, we reproduce here 7 of those 100 jokes. We've chosen seven to include a priest. 1. The curate and the Mountebank A priest is in the confessional and a penitent goes.-You're not from this parish, are you? I haven't seen you before.-No, Father, I'm a circus artist who just arrived.-And what do you do in the circus?-I am mountebank. unoin paclfic but lt s backwarbs
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WebThe priest replied, “It’s called masturbating,” the priest replied, “You’ll be doing it soon.”. “Why, Father?” he asked. “Because my wrist is killing me.”. This joke may contain … WebMar 24, 2007 · One time my mind went all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn't pay for it. Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." Web1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. 3. I failed math so many times at school, I … uno in offline